Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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