I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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