I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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