Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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