It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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