you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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