Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just shotgunned beers for America
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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