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i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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