what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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