those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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