ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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