South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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