i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Pooping to opera.
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