Sry I called you an 8
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
