he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
