Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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