who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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