Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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