Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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