You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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