at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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