I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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