i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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