We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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