Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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