She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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