so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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