You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
ok first of all what the fuck
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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