Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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