the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I currently don't understand fingers.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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