***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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