they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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