Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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