It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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