your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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