Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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