so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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