It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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