Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just want nice things and good sex
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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