Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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