either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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