So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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