You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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