You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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