ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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