Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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