she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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