I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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