I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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