I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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