well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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