Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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