Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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