You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
one might say we're banned from that church
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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