Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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