So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you didnt know i had herpes?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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