My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Please don't give away my fajitas
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
