"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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