Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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