You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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