my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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