okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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